So there I was, just cruising the internet looking for a batch of pornography. I go to www.busty-amateurs.com, an old-time favorite site, and what do I see!? No content, no join, no free-tour (heh, what I used everytime), no news, just "Jesus Christ is Lord." And below that "Click Here for Freedom." Yeah, okay, so about this time, I was in the mood for some freedom. So I hit that shit up, and it basically brought me to this weird Christian site. I was like, "No, no, no, man, take me back, I'll hit up the Christ link," and so, I go there, and am I indeed amused. I see this weird site, www.settingcaptivesfree.com, and I decide to watch the intro. To see it, go here...

http://www.settingcaptivesfree.com/home/flash_intro.htm

Yes, if you didn't see it, let me describe it. There's a jail cell (I like how they did the neat designs for a small padlock) and there's writing on the walls. First, you have some of the essentials, "un curso de milagros ," and "Smoking." Then some more of the good ones with "Overeating," and "Drinking," and "Homosexuality." And then this dude just squatting on the floor, with chains on his hands. And then boom! A cross blows up the front door and flies through (padlocks aren't very effective). The dude smiles and it looks like he suffered a facial, self-inflicted gunshot wound. I mean, it's pretty rough, that's all I'm gonna say. He throws his arms at the cross and the end. I'm not really sure what they're trying to say, exactly. Is overeating and smoking sinful? Probably. I mean, if you're Catholic, Presbytarian, or any other happiness-is-evil cult, sure. Drinking is bad? Bah. A bottle of vodka made me felt more euphoric than Jesus when I did believe in a god. Honestly, they don't ever say that Jesus feels better than alcohol, because then the world would just totally stop taking them seriously (I mean, even more so than now). Yeah, yeah, yeah... I could go on mocking them for a long, long time. Instead, I showed it to a whole bunch of people, and here are some responses...

Punkerslut: http://www.settingcaptivesfree.com/home/flash_intro.htm lol

Ely: what

Ely: what the hell is going on

Punkerslut: lol

Ely: That's the nicest dressed prisoner i've ever seen

Ely: burn him at the stake!

Punkerslut: And so ugly.

Punkerslut: http://www.settingcaptivesfree.com/home/flash_intro.htm

Megan: wow.

Megan: that is so inspirational..

Punkerslut: lol

Punkerslut: Man, I better cut back on my Homosexuality and drinking. =(